This guy can really write (emphasis mine): From another reviewer, who ate a pound of them here's the winner. These outperform any modern medicine when you need to be 'on-the-go'.'

'' My intestines want to specifically thank Haribo and their Anti-Sugar stance. Forget Miralax, this stuff is the JAM!' He does not lack gratitude. Just the opening smell from the bag, made my bowels rumble like a UCF fight. ' the prized gummies made their way to my door. But these gummies, free 2-day shipping, I knew this was a win-win.

In a fine example of research-based cost-cutting in medicine, a constipated (and broke) reviewer writes ' I went to the store to purchase some medicine, I had to only the $10 in change from the couch, but MiraLax was $11, with tax.

Another customer stated, ' I weighed 189 before I ate these, I'm now a skeleton.' No evidence was provided to support this claim.

I turn around with fingers in waste band about to drop trow and look up to my horror realizing it is indeed the end of a driveway and the folks outside are staring down toward me.' (It got worse after that). Finally! I spot the end of a brushy trail and whip my truck sideways, thrusting the drivers side door open and leaping from the seat to scurry around to the other side. The next morning while driving.' my stomach suddenly begins to cramp and I feel the immediate urge to empty my bowels.I'm speeding along, arching my back, practicing lamas breathing techniques, anything to stall the inevitable.

One unfortunate young woman gulped down a bunch of them at work during a night shift.But Thom also mentioned that there were some pretty interesting comments in the review section on Amazon. The article could have just as easily been named '5 Things You Don't Want to Know About Haribo Gummy Bears,' because it's on the tedious side of tedious.

Fortunately, one just fell into my lap, courtesy of our esteemed president Thom Golab, who sent me ' 5 Things You Didn't Know About Haribo Gummy Bears.' And, who could blame them? COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID. From all around the country I hear from friends and colleagues who are bored out of their minds, scared half to death, or both.

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